{"id":72470,"date":"2024-04-04T14:38:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72470"},"modified":"2024-04-09T09:50:54","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T02:50:54","slug":"one-night-a-couple-is-in-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/one-night-a-couple-is-in-the-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"One night a couple is in the b3d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One night, a couple is in the b3d and the husband smoothly caresses their wife\u2019s arm\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>the wife is turned and she tells him: <strong>I\u2019m sorry but I have an appointment with\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband, rejected, turns back to his b3d side and tries to sleep\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he whispers to her: <strong>Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night, a couple is in the b3d and the husband smoothly caresses their wife\u2019s arm\u2026 the wife is turned and she tells him: I\u2019m sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his b3d side and tries to sleep\u2026 Some\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72470","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/One-night-a-couple-is-in-the-bed.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72470\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>