{"id":73012,"date":"2024-04-09T11:26:10","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T04:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73012"},"modified":"2024-04-09T17:06:16","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T10:06:16","slug":"husband-calls-his-wife-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/husband-calls-his-wife-honey\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband calls his wife \u201cHoney\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>One day husband calls his wife<strong> \u201cHoney\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cI invited a friend home for evening meal.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cWhat? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>I haven\u2019t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don\u2019t feel like cooking a fancy meal!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cI know all that.\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cThen why did you invite a friend for evening meal?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cBecause the poor fool\u2019s thinking about getting married.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day husband calls his wife \u201cHoney\u201d \u201cI invited a friend home for evening meal.\u201d \u201cWhat? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven\u2019t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don\u2019t feel like cooking a fancy meal!\u201d \u201cI know all that.\u201d \u201cThen why did you invite a friend for evening\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73015,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73012","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Husband-calls-his-wife-Honey.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73012\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>