{"id":73047,"date":"2024-04-09T14:00:22","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73047"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:00:22","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:00:22","slug":"steves-wife-wouldnt-allow-him-for-fishing-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/steves-wife-wouldnt-allow-him-for-fishing-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Steve\u2019s wife wouldn\u2019t allow him for fishing trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn\u2019t go this time because his wife wouldn\u2019t let him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The following week when Steve\u2019s buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI didn\u2019t have to,\u201d Steve replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn\u2019t go fishing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Then my lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, \u2018Surprise\u2019.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>So, Here I am!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn\u2019t go this time because his wife wouldn\u2019t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve\u2019s buddies arrived at the lake to set\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73061,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73047","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Steves-wife-wouldnt-allow-him-for-fishing-trip.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73047\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>