{"id":73108,"date":"2024-04-09T14:39:33","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73108"},"modified":"2024-04-17T11:09:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T04:09:19","slug":"a-young-couple-on-their-wedding-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-couple-on-their-wedding-night\/","title":{"rendered":"A young couple on their wedding night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cHere, put these on.\u201d She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cI can\u2019t wear your trousers,\u201d she said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s right,\u201d said the husband, <strong>\u201cand don\u2019t you ever forget it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>I\u2019m the one who wears the trousers in this relationship.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>With that she flipped him her knickers and said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cTry these on.\u201d He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cH3ll,\u201d he said. <strong>\u201cI can\u2019t get into your knickers!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>She replied: <strong>&ldquo;That\u2019s right\u2026 and that\u2019s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: \u201cHere, put these on.\u201d She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. \u201cI can\u2019t wear your\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73111,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73108","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-young-couple-on-their-wedding-night.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73108\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>