{"id":73156,"date":"2024-04-09T14:59:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73156"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:59:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:59:44","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-are-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-husband-and-wife-are-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>she looks up and asks, <strong>\u201cWhat are you staring at?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cA spider,\u201d he replies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI don\u2019t see anything,\u201d she says.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, it must have fallen on your head,\u201d he said calmly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife jumps up screaming\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man says, <strong>\u201cWhile you\u2019re up,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>can you get me another beer?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, \u201cWhat are you staring at?\u201d \u201cA spider,\u201d he replies. \u201cI don\u2019t see anything,\u201d she says. \u201cOh, it must have fallen on your head,\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73156","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-husband-and-wife-are-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-TV.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>