{"id":73156,"date":"2024-04-09T14:59:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73156"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:59:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:59:44","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-are-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-husband-and-wife-are-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV"},"content":{"rendered":"

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.\n

The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head,\n

she looks up and asks, \u201cWhat are you staring at?\u201d\n

\u201cA spider,\u201d he replies.\n

\u201cI don\u2019t see anything,\u201d she says.\n

\u201cOh, it must have fallen on your head,\u201d he said calmly.\n

The wife jumps up screaming\u2026\n

The man says, \u201cWhile you\u2019re up,\n

can you get me another beer?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, \u201cWhat are you staring at?\u201d \u201cA spider,\u201d he replies. \u201cI don\u2019t see anything,\u201d she says. \u201cOh, it must have fallen on your head,\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73156","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-husband-and-wife-are-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-TV.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}