Little 5-year-old Johnny was running around the house making noise\u2026\n
When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can\u2019t you find something to do?\n
Like maybe go across the street and watch the construction workers build that new house?”\n
So, Johnny did. A few hours later, His father had just returned home from work.\n
\u201cWhere were you, son?\u201d He asked.\n
Little Johnny answered: \u201cWatching the men building that new house.\u201d\n
\u201cDid you learn anything?\u201d, asked Dad\n
\u201cI Did!\u201d, exclaimed Little Johnny,\n
\u201cI learned all about building a house!\u201d\n
\u201cThat\u2019s a lot to learn in just one day!\u201d Johnny\u2019s father replied.\n
\u201cTell me, Son, how do you build one?\n
\u201dLittle Johnny replied: \u201cWell first, you have to put in the goddamn doors,\n
except that when you go to put the f***king door up, but that son of a b**tch won\u2019t fit.\n
So, you bring that c**kscker back down, take a count hair off each end,\n
then you put the mother f****ker back up and hope it stays until the inspection!\u201d\n
Furious, Johnny\u2019s father shouted \u201cHow dare you use that language in my house!\n
I\u2019m going to spank you. Go to the tree in the backyard and bring me a switch.\n
\u201cAnd Little Johnny said: \u201cf****k you, that\u2019s an electrician\u2019s job.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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