{"id":73908,"date":"2024-04-15T09:09:31","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T02:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73908"},"modified":"2024-04-15T09:09:31","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T02:09:31","slug":"husband-finds-a-box-under-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/husband-finds-a-box-under-the-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband finds a box under the bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He approaches the wife and asks, <strong>\u201cWhat are the eggs for?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies, <strong>\u201cEvery time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He says, <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s alright, you\u2019ve only cheated on me twice.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>What\u2019s the money for?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife replies, <strong>\u201cEvery time I get a dozen, I sell them!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, \u201cWhat are the eggs for?\u201d She replies, \u201cEvery time I\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73911,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73908","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Husband-finds-a-box-under-the-bed.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73908\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>