{"id":73913,"date":"2024-04-15T09:37:34","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T02:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73913"},"modified":"2024-04-16T17:40:38","modified_gmt":"2024-04-16T10:40:38","slug":"at-golf-club-suddenly-a-mobile-phone-rings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/at-golf-club-suddenly-a-mobile-phone-rings\/","title":{"rendered":"At golf club suddenly a mobile phone rings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>(H \u2013 Husband, W \u2013 Wife)\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>H \u2013<strong> \u201cHello?\u201d W \u2013 <strong>\u201cHoney, it\u2019s me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Are you at the club?\u201d H \u2013 <strong>\u201cYes.\u201d W \u2013 <strong>\u201cGreat!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>H \u2013 <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>W \u2013 <strong>\u201cOnly $1,000.\u201d H \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>W \u2013<strong> \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I saw one I really liked. It\u2019s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>H \u2013 <strong>\u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>W \u2013 <strong>\u201cOnly $1,65,000\u2026\u201d H \u2013 <strong>\u201cOK, but for that price I want it with all the options.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>W \u2013 <strong>\u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>H \u2013 <strong>\u201cWhat?\u201d W \u2013 <strong>\u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>It\u2019s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>H \u2013 <strong>\u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>W \u2013 <strong>\u201cOnly $14,50,000 \u2014 a magnificent price\u2026 and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>H \u2013 <strong>\u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>W \u2013 <strong>\u201cOK, sweetie\u2026 Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>You\u2019re the best Husband in the world. 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