{"id":73922,"date":"2024-04-15T09:39:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T02:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=73922"},"modified":"2024-04-15T09:39:32","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T02:39:32","slug":"bobs-wife-sally-called-their-insurance-agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/bobs-wife-sally-called-their-insurance-agent\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob\u2019s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Bob\u2019s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent\n</h2><p>After their barn burned down,\n</p><p>Bob\u2019s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000.\n</p><p>\u201cHold on just a second there, that\u2019s not the way it works. First, we\u2019ll send out an adjuster to assess the damage, then we\u2019ll provide you with a replacement barn, just like the original,\u201d stated the agent.\n</p><p>After a lengthy pause,\n</p><p>Sally replied,\n</p><p>\u201cWhat! Well, if that\u2019s the way it works, cancel the life insurance on my husband immediately.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Bob\u2019s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent After their barn burned down, Bob\u2019s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. \u201cHold on just a second there, that\u2019s not the way it works. First, we\u2019ll send out an adjuster to assess the damage,\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":73927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73922","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-2.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73922\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>