{"id":74118,"date":"2024-04-17T08:19:50","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T01:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74118"},"modified":"2024-04-17T08:24:48","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T01:24:48","slug":"a-husband-suspected-his-wife-was-cheating-on-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-husband-suspected-his-wife-was-cheating-on-him\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his p3rch with his nerve.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, <strong>\u201cDid anything happen today?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The parrot said, <strong>\u201cYes, the milk man came over.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man asked, <strong>\u201cWhat did he do with my wife?\u201d The bird said, <strong>\u201cI don\u2019t know; I got hard and fell.&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, \u201cI have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his p3rch with his nerve.&rdquo; Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74118","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-husband-suspected-his-wife-was-cheating-on-him.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74118\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>