{"id":74118,"date":"2024-04-17T08:19:50","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T01:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74118"},"modified":"2024-04-17T08:24:48","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T01:24:48","slug":"a-husband-suspected-his-wife-was-cheating-on-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-husband-suspected-his-wife-was-cheating-on-him\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him"},"content":{"rendered":"

He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied,\n

\u201cI have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house.\n

The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his p3rch with his nerve.”\n

Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home.\n

At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, \u201cDid anything happen today?\u201d\n

The parrot said, \u201cYes, the milk man came over.\u201d\n

The man asked, \u201cWhat did he do with my wife?\u201d The bird said, \u201cI don\u2019t know; I got hard and fell.”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, \u201cI have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his p3rch with his nerve.” Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74118","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-husband-suspected-his-wife-was-cheating-on-him.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74118\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}