{"id":74303,"date":"2024-04-17T17:28:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T10:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74303"},"modified":"2024-04-17T17:28:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T10:28:44","slug":"a-guy-and-his-wife-are-sitting-and-watching-a-boxing-match","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-guy-and-his-wife-are-sitting-and-watching-a-boxing-match\/","title":{"rendered":"A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband sighs and complains,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is disappointing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>It only lasted for 30 seconds!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGood,\u201d replied his wife.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNow you know how I always feel.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, \u201cThis is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!\u201d \u201cGood,\u201d replied his wife. \u201cNow you know how I always feel.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74303","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-guy-and-his-wife-are-sitting-and-watching-a-boxing-match.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74303\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>