{"id":74357,"date":"2024-04-19T09:24:17","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74357"},"modified":"2024-04-19T09:24:17","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:24:17","slug":"a-young-woman-visits-a-florist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-woman-visits-a-florist\/","title":{"rendered":"A young woman visits a florist"},"content":{"rendered":"

A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.\n

As she\u2019s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she\u2019s ever seen sitting next to the cashier,\n

and asks for its price. \u201dOh, sorry,\u201d the cashier replies.\n

\u201cThat one\u2019s not for sale.\n

I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday.\u201d\n

\u201cYesterday?!\u201d she gasps. \u201cHow did they hit it off so quickly?\u201d\n

\u201cWell, he\u2019s a handsome man, a really nice guy, and apparently a wonderful lover.\n

And to top it off,\u201d he says, leaning into a whisper,\n

\u201cI hear he\u2019s got a 10-inch cock!\u201d She giggles, blushing.\n

\u201cSounds like quite the catch! Where can I find him?\u201d\n

\u201cHe\u2019s just a block over. But fair warning\u2026he\u2019s also a little\u2026kooky.\n

He\u2019s only interested in women named after flowers.\n

So if I ever meet a woman with a flowery name, I send her his way.”\n

He points at the rose. \u201cThen, he sends me a flower as a thank you.\n

Yesterday was Rose. A week ago, I recommended Violet to him”\n

he says, indicating a slightly wilted violet in a vase behind him.\n

The woman thanks him and leaves, bitterly cursing her own name.\n

Undeterred, she visits the well-endowed florist\u2019s shop.\n

Stepping up to the counter, she pointedly inquires,\n

\u201cI heard you are particularly\u2026skilled\u2026 in certain areas?\u201d He smirks.\n

\u201cSo I have been told. And who might you be?”\n

Her heart skips a beat at his sexy accent.\n

\u201cI was referred by your friend down the street.\n

Perhaps you can\u2026assist me?\u201d\n

\u201cPerhaps,\u201d he says, \u201cbut tell me\u2026what is your name?\u201d\n

She hesitates. Then, pouting slightly, she replies \n

\u201cKristen. But everyone calls me Kris.\u201d \n

His smile falters, and his head sinks as he shakes his head.\n

Kris\u2019s heart drops, knowing she\u2019s blown her chance.\n

\u201cWell then\u2026if it\u2019s not too much trouble, I\u2019d like some flowers for my mother.\u201d\n

\u201cOf course,\u201d he sighs, turning towards his menagerie of bouquets behind glass.\n

\u201cWhat kind of flowers does\u2026she\u2026.\u201d Suddenly, without another word,\n

he locks the shop door, swoops upon her, and takes her into his arms.\n

Three hours of mind-altering orgasms later, she bids him goodbye with a kiss, as he presents a complimentary bouquet for her mother.\n

\u201cAnd please,\u201d he says, \u201ctell your sweet mama she is welcome to as many flowers from my shop as she would like.\u201d\n

Flustered with ecstasy, she promises to convey the message, and calls her mother that night to tell her everything.\n

The next day, Kris feels incredible, and stops by the original florist\u2019s shop.\n

\u201cI just wanted to thank you for telling me about that dashing gentleman!\n

He was AMAZING!\u201d He smiles sheepishly.\n

“I suppose I should thank you too.\n

I just got another beautiful flower for recommending you to him.\u201d\n

\u201cReally? What flower could he have possibly sent that was named after me?”\n

The florist sighs. \u201cChrysanthemum.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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