{"id":74357,"date":"2024-04-19T09:24:17","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74357"},"modified":"2024-04-19T09:24:17","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:24:17","slug":"a-young-woman-visits-a-florist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-woman-visits-a-florist\/","title":{"rendered":"A young woman visits a florist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As she\u2019s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she\u2019s ever seen sitting next to the cashier,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and asks for its price. <strong>\u201dOh, sorry,\u201d the cashier replies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat one\u2019s not for sale.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYesterday?!\u201d she gasps. <strong>\u201cHow did they hit it off so quickly?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, he\u2019s a handsome man, a really nice guy, and apparently a wonderful lover.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>And to top it off,\u201d he says, leaning into a whisper,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI hear he\u2019s got a 10-inch cock!\u201d She giggles, blushing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSounds like quite the catch! Where can I find him?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHe\u2019s just a block over. But fair warning\u2026he\u2019s also a little\u2026kooky.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>He\u2019s only interested in women named after flowers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>So if I ever meet a woman with a flowery name, I send her his way.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He points at the rose. <strong>\u201cThen, he sends me a flower as a thank you.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Yesterday was Rose. A week ago, I recommended Violet to him&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he says, indicating a slightly wilted violet in a vase behind him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman thanks him and leaves, bitterly cursing her own name.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Undeterred, she visits the well-endowed florist\u2019s shop.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Stepping up to the counter, she pointedly inquires,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI heard you are particularly\u2026skilled\u2026 in certain areas?\u201d He smirks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSo I have been told. And who might you be?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her heart skips a beat at his sexy accent.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI was referred by your friend down the street.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Perhaps you can\u2026assist me?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPerhaps,\u201d he says,<strong> \u201cbut tell me\u2026what is your name?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She hesitates. Then, pouting slightly, she replies \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cKristen. <strong>But everyone calls me Kris.\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His smile falters, and his head sinks as he shakes his head.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Kris\u2019s heart drops, knowing she\u2019s blown her chance.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell then\u2026if it\u2019s not too much trouble, I\u2019d like some flowers for my mother.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOf course,\u201d he sighs, turning towards his menagerie of bouquets behind glass.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat kind of flowers does\u2026she\u2026.\u201d Suddenly, without another word,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he locks the shop door, swoops upon her, and takes her into his arms.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Three hours of mind-altering orgasms later, she bids him goodbye with a kiss, as he presents a complimentary bouquet for her mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd please,\u201d he says,<strong> \u201ctell your sweet mama she is welcome to as many flowers from my shop as she would like.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Flustered with ecstasy, she promises to convey the message, and calls her mother that night to tell her everything.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, Kris feels incredible, and stops by the original florist\u2019s shop.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI just wanted to thank you for telling me about that dashing gentleman!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>He was AMAZING!\u201d He smiles sheepishly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;I suppose I should thank you too.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I just got another beautiful flower for recommending you to him.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cReally? What flower could he have possibly sent that was named after me?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The florist sighs. <strong>\u201cChrysanthemum.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother. As she\u2019s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she\u2019s ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price. \u201dOh, sorry,\u201d the cashier replies. \u201cThat one\u2019s not for sale. 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