A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, “Do you know her?”\n
“Yes,\u201d sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up\n
seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” says the wife, \u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating that long.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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