{"id":74662,"date":"2024-04-22T17:08:15","date_gmt":"2024-04-22T10:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74662"},"modified":"2024-04-22T17:08:15","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T10:08:15","slug":"a-woman-comes-home-and-tells-her-husband-no-more-headaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-woman-comes-home-and-tells-her-husband-no-more-headaches\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman comes home and tells her husband no more headaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman comes home and tells her husband,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cRemember those Headaches I\u2019ve been having all these years?\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Well, they\u2019re gone.\u201d \n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cNo more headaches?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband asks, <strong>\u201cWhat happened?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,\u2026\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI do not Have a Headache;\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I do not have a headache,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I do not have a headache. It Worked!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>The headaches are all gone.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband replies,<strong> \u201cWell, that is wonderful.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife then says, <strong>\u201cYou know, you haven\u2019t been exactly a ball Of Fire in the b3droom these last few years.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Why don\u2019t you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband agrees to try it Following his appointment,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband comes home, rips off his Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He Puts her on The b3d and says, <strong>\u201cDon\u2019t move, I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He goes into The Bathroom and comes back.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later and jumps into b3d And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife says, <strong>\u201cBoy, that was wonderful!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband says, <strong>\u201cDon\u2019t move! I will be right back.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He goes back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife sits up and her head is spinning.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her husband again says, <strong>\u201cDon\u2019t move, I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With That, He goes back in the bathroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cShe\u2019s not my Wife.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>She\u2019s Not my wife.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>She\u2019s not my wife\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His fun3ral services will be held on Friday.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman comes home and tells her husband, \u201cRemember those Headaches I\u2019ve been having all these years? Well, they\u2019re gone.\u201d \u201cNo more headaches?\u201d The husband asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. 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