{"id":74720,"date":"2024-04-23T09:04:34","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T02:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=74720"},"modified":"2024-04-23T09:04:34","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T02:04:34","slug":"a-woman-stole-a-can-of-peaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-woman-stole-a-can-of-peaches\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman stole a can of peaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The judge asked the woman what she stole.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replied, <strong>\u201cI stole a can of peaches.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The judge then asked, <strong>\u201chow many peaches were in the can?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSix,\u201d replied the woman.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Six nights total.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At this moment the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn\u2019t know what to do.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cyour honor, wait!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cShe also stole a can of peas!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, \u201cI stole a can of peaches.\u201d The judge then asked, \u201chow many peaches were in the can?\u201d \u201cSix,\u201d replied the woman. After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole. Six nights total. At this moment the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74723,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74720","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-woman-stole-a-can-of-peaches.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74720\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>