This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said \u201cI need to pass through the cemetery but I\u2019m scared to walk alone.\n
Can you walk with me across?\u201d \u201cSure.\u201d\n
I said, being the gentleman I am.\n
As we walked through, she told me that she had tried to ask other guys before me, but no one would do it.\n
What has come of this world, when a man won\u2019t give a hand to lovely lady to walk her through a dark place.\n
\u201cThank God you\u2019re not like that.\u201d\n
She smiled at me. \u201cI suppose it\u2019s silly, being afraid of cemeteries at my age.\u201d\n
I said \u201cOh yeah of course.\n
Don\u2019t worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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