{"id":76393,"date":"2024-05-10T09:55:35","date_gmt":"2024-05-10T02:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=76393"},"modified":"2024-05-10T09:55:35","modified_gmt":"2024-05-10T02:55:35","slug":"there-is-no-way-to-please-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/there-is-no-way-to-please-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"There is no way to please a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: <strong>\u201cFor Women Only.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWe have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It\u2019s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what\u2019s inside.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAll the men on this floor are short and plain.\u201d The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: \u201cAll the men here are short and handsome.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Still, this isn\u2019t good enough, so the friends continue on up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They reach the third floor and the sign reads:<strong> \u201cAll the men here are tall and plain.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: <strong>\u201cAll the men here are tall and handsome.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There they find a sign that reads:<strong> \u201cThere are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: \u201cFor Women Only.\u201d Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. \u201cWe have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":76396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76393","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/There-is-no-way-to-please-a-woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76393\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>