Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are. \u201dThe old man said, \u201cThere is no way you can guess it, you old fools.\u201d\n
One of the old Grandmas said, \u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age\u2026\u201d Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn\u2019t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.\n
Then they all piped up and said, \u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, \u201cHow in the world did you guess?\u201d Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison\u2026\u201dWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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