A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg.\n
The buyer asks, \u201cWhy the wooden leg?\u201d\n
The farmer replies, \u201cThat pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school.\u201d\n
\u201cGreat, but why the wooden leg?\u201d\n
\u201cThe pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy.\u201d\n
\u201cAmazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?\u201d\n
\u201cWell when you have a pig that smart you don\u2019t eat it all at once!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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