An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000\/- to the cashier, a young girl\n
Cashier: Dadi ji, you should withdraw such small amounts from the ATM outside. Don\u2019t waste a cheque leaf and my time.\n
Old lady: What\u2019s the problem with giving me Rs 1000\/- cash?\n
Cashier: Sorry Dadi ji, can\u2019t be done. You either go to the ATM, or increase the amount to be withdrawn.\n
Old lady: Okay, I want to withdraw all money in my account, keeping a minimum mandatory balance.\n
The cashier checks her account balance and finds it to be over Rs 80 lakhs! She says_ \u201cwe don\u2019t have that much cash in the safe right now. But if you give me a cheque for Rs 80 lakhs, we can arrange the cash tomorrow.\n
Old lady: How much can you give me right now?\n
Cashier: (checks the bank\u2019s cash balance) Dadi ji, I can give you Rs 10 lakhs straight away.\n
The old lady tears off the earlier cheque of Rs 1000\/-, writes a new one for Rs 10 lakhs and hands it to the cashier.\n
While the young girl is gone to the vault to get the cash, the old lady grabs a cash deposit slip from the public shelf and fills it up.\n
The young girl returns with the cash, meticulously counts out Rs 10 lakhs, gives it to the old lady and says_\n
\u201cthere you are, Dadi ji. Now you will have to carry this pile home on your own. But count your money before leaving the counter. I won\u2019t entertain any complaint later.\u201d\n
The old lady picks out two notes of Rs 500\/- from the pile, puts them in her purse and says_\n
\u201cI trust you, I don\u2019t need to count. Now, here\u2019s a cash deposit slip. Please deposit Rs 9,99,000\/- into my account and give me the stamped and signed counterfoil. And yes, count the cash in my presence.\u201d\n
Moral of the story: Don\u2019t mess with senior citizens.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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