An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.\n
They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in healthy food, and exercise.\n
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.\n
As they \u201coohed and aahed\u201d the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.\n
\u201cIt\u2019s free,\u201d Peter replied, \u201cthis is Heaven.\u201d\n
Next, they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to.\n
They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.\n
The old man asked, \u201cwhat are the green fees?\u201d.\n
Peter\u2019s reply, \u201cThis is heaven, you play for free.\u201d\n
Next, they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.\n
\u201cHow much to eat?\u201d asked the old man.\n
\u201cDon\u2019t you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!\u201d Peter replied with some exasperation.\n
\u201cWell, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?\u201d the old man asked timidly.\n
Peter lectured, \u201cThat\u2019s the best part\u2026you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven.\u201d\n
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, shrieking wildly.\n
Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.\n
The old man looked at his wife and said,\n
\u201cThis is all your fault! If it weren\u2019t for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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