{"id":77290,"date":"2024-05-20T16:41:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=77290"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:41:40","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:41:40","slug":"a-man-walked-into-a-resort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-walked-into-a-resort\/","title":{"rendered":"A man walked into a resort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said <strong>\u201cLool Area\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first \u2018P\u2019 of any word that starts with P with an \u2018L\u2019 because the owner hates the words that starts with letter \u2018P\u2019.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he\u2019d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There was a sign which read, <strong>\u201cServing Lierogies and Lork tonight.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, <strong>\u201cWhere\u2019s the lunchline?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said \u201cLool Area\u201d He was confused and asks one of the employees about it. \u201cYes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first \u2018P\u2019 of any word that starts with P with an \u2018L\u2019 because the owner hates the words that starts\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77293,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77290","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-man-walked-into-a-resort.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77290\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>