{"id":77290,"date":"2024-05-20T16:41:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=77290"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:41:40","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:41:40","slug":"a-man-walked-into-a-resort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-walked-into-a-resort\/","title":{"rendered":"A man walked into a resort"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said \u201cLool Area\u201d\n

He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.\n

\u201cYes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first \u2018P\u2019 of any word that starts with P with an \u2018L\u2019 because the owner hates the words that starts with letter \u2018P\u2019.\u201d\n

The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he\u2019d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.\n

There was a sign which read, \u201cServing Lierogies and Lork tonight.\u201d\n

Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.\n

Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, \u201cWhere\u2019s the lunchline?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said \u201cLool Area\u201d He was confused and asks one of the employees about it. \u201cYes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first \u2018P\u2019 of any word that starts with P with an \u2018L\u2019 because the owner hates the words that starts\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77293,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77290","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-man-walked-into-a-resort.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77290\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}