{"id":77295,"date":"2024-05-20T16:43:22","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=77295"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:43:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:43:22","slug":"how-much-money-would-you-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/how-much-money-would-you-have\/","title":{"rendered":"How much money would you have?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIf you had a dollar,\u201d quizzed the teacher,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cand you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOne dollar.\u201d answered little Johnny.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou don\u2019t know your basic math.\u201d said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny shook his head too, <strong>\u201cYou don\u2019t know my daddy.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf you had a dollar,\u201d quizzed the teacher, \u201cand you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?\u201d \u201cOne dollar.\u201d answered little Johnny. \u201cYou don\u2019t know your basic math.\u201d said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, \u201cYou don\u2019t know my daddy.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77298,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77295","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/How-much-money-would-you-have.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77295\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p>