A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.\n
He shouted,\n
\u201cCareful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Tum them now! We need more butter. They\u2019re going to stick! Careful. I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking. Never! Turn them!\n
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don\u2019t forget to salt them. You know you always forget. Use the salt. THE SALT! THE SALT!\u201d\n
The wife stared at him in amazement, \u201cWhat is wrong with you? I know how to fry a couple of eggs.\u201d\n
The husband calmly replied, \u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like when I\u2019m driving.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This Woman Asks Her Husband Why He Is Acting Crazy A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, \u201cCareful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Tum them now! We need more butter.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":77341,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77335","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/42.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77335\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}