An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the \u201cseniors\u2019 special\u201d was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99\u2026\n
\u201cSounds good\u201d the wife said\u2026\n
\u201cbut I don\u2019t want the eggs..\u201d\n
\u201cThen, I\u2019ll have to charge you $3.49 because you\u2019re ordering a la carte\u201d\u2026the waiter warned her.\n
\u201cYou mean I\u2019d have to pay for not taking the eggs?\u201d\u2026the wife asked incredulously.\n
\u201cYES!\u201d\u2026 stated the waiter.\n
\u201cI\u2019ll take the special then\u201d\u2026the wife said..\n
\u201cGreat\u2026how do you want your eggs?\u201c\u2026the waiter asked.\n
\u201cRaw and in the shell\u201d\u2026the wife replied.\n
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An Old Couple Went To Breakfast An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the \u201cseniors\u2019 special\u201d was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99\u2026 \u201cSounds good\u201d the wife said\u2026 \u201cbut I don\u2019t want the eggs..\u201d \u201cThen, I\u2019ll have to charge you $3.49 because you\u2019re ordering a la carte\u201d\u2026the waiter warned\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":77346,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77343","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/43.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77343\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}