{"id":78438,"date":"2024-06-04T10:56:08","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=78438"},"modified":"2024-06-04T10:56:08","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:56:08","slug":"three-expectant-mothers-are-sitting-in-the-doctors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/three-expectant-mothers-are-sitting-in-the-doctors-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor\u2019s office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor\u2019s office, knitting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, \u201cVitamins. Good for mummy-\u201d. She pats her stomach. \u201c-and good for little baby.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, \u201cEssential minerals. Good for mummy-\u201d. She pats her stomach. \u201c-and good for little baby.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The third mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, &ldquo;Thalidomide.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She shrugs. \u201cI can\u2019t knit sleeves.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor\u2019s office, knitting. The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting. She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, \u201cVitamins. Good for mummy-\u201d. She pats her stomach. \u201c-and good for\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78441,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78438","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Three-expectant-mothers-are-sitting-in-the-doctors-office-knitting.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78438\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>