An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald\u2019s\u2026 When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two. Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich. \u201cNo, no, that\u2019s fine,\u201d says the old man, \u201cWe share everything.\u201d\n
So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries\u2013 but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food. One of the students notices this, and asks why she isn\u2019t touching her food; was something wrong? \u201cOh no, it\u2019s fine,\u201d replied the old woman.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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