A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:\u201cBob, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you\u2019re not around, probably more than you. It\u2019s been so incredible and fun, I\u2019ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours. I know it\u2019s no excuse but I don\u2019t get it at home. I can\u2019t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you\u2019ll accept my sincerest apology. It won\u2019t happen again. \u201dFeeling outraged and betrayed, Bob storms into the bedroom and curses at his wife. Moments later, the guy sends another text:\u201cBloomin\u2019 auto-correct. I meant to say \u2018wifi\u2019.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Man Is Racked With Guilt And Confesses To His Neighbor A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:\u201cBob, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you\u2019re not around, probably more than you. It\u2019s been so incredible and fun, I\u2019ve\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79599,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79596","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/30-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79596\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}