{"id":79872,"date":"2024-06-18T15:31:28","date_gmt":"2024-06-18T08:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=79872"},"modified":"2024-10-25T09:36:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T02:36:43","slug":"joke-a-woman-goes-out-shopping-with-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/joke-a-woman-goes-out-shopping-with-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"JOKE: A Woman Goes Out Shopping With Her Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style='\"font-family:' arial helvetica sans-serif font-size:>JOKE: A Woman Goes Out Shopping With Her Husband\n<p><span style='\"font-family:' arial helvetica sans-serif font-size:>A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boot she loves. \n<p><span style='\"font-family:' arial helvetica sans-serif font-size:>The husband says: \u201cNo chance love, they\u2019re way too expensive.\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-family:' arial helvetica sans-serif font-size:>Later on in b.3.d, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his h.@.n.d on her h.1.p and then lower to her t.h.1.g.h. \n<p><span style='\"font-family:' arial helvetica sans-serif font-size:>She turns to him and says: \u201cNo chance love, if you\u2019re not prepared to shoe the h.o.r.s.e, then you sure as h.e.l.l ain\u2019t r.i.d.i.n.g it!\u201d\n<div id='\"eJOY__extension_root\"' class='\"eJOY__extension_root_class\"' style='\"all:' unset>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JOKE: A Woman Goes Out Shopping With Her Husband A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boot she loves. The husband says: \u201cNo chance love, they\u2019re way too expensive.\u201d Later on in b.3.d, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his h.@.n.d\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79875,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79872","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/36-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79872"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95809,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79872\/revisions\/95809"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></h2>