{"id":79921,"date":"2024-06-19T09:54:11","date_gmt":"2024-06-19T02:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=79921"},"modified":"2024-06-19T09:54:11","modified_gmt":"2024-06-19T02:54:11","slug":"old-men-sitting-on-a-benchweve-chuckled-with-tears-with-this-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/old-men-sitting-on-a-benchweve-chuckled-with-tears-with-this-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Men Sitting On A Bench\u2026We\u2019ve chuckled with tears   with this joke\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Old Men Sitting On A Bench\u2026We\u2019ve chuckled with tears with this joke\u2026\n</h2><p>Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d she says. Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.\n</p><p>One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d she says.The old man sweetly replies \u201cMy dear I\u2019m not smiling at you, I\u2019m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man\u201d The girl replies \u201cawwwww you sweet old man\u201d leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says \u201c3 to zip mugley, your turn\u201d.\n</p><div id='\"eJOY__extension_root\"' class='\"eJOY__extension_root_class\"' style='\"all:' unset>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Men Sitting On A Bench\u2026We\u2019ve chuckled with tears with this joke\u2026 Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u201cWhy are you staring\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79921","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/37.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79921\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>