{"id":80039,"date":"2024-06-19T16:41:50","date_gmt":"2024-06-19T09:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=80039"},"modified":"2025-03-14T14:25:18","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T07:25:18","slug":"unlucky-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/unlucky-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Unlucky Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

Unlucky Husband\n

Two women friends met after many years. \u201cTell me\u201d, said one, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d\n

\u201cMy son, the poor lad!\u201d sighed the mother.\n

\u201cWhat an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won\u2019t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and read in the bed.\n

The poor boy even brings her breakfast to bed, would you believe it.\n

\u201cThat\u2019s really awful\u201d said the friend. \u201cAnd what about your daughter?\u201d\n

\u201cAh, she\u2019s the lucky one! She married an angel. He won\u2019t let her do anything in the house.\n

And every morning he brings her breakfast to bed.\n

All she does is sleep as long as she wants and relax for the whole day.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unlucky Husband Two women friends met after many years. \u201cTell me\u201d, said one, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d \u201cMy son, the poor lad!\u201d sighed the mother. \u201cWhat an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won\u2019t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and read in the\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":117645,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-80039","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Unlucky-Husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80039"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117646,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80039\/revisions\/117646"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}