{"id":80062,"date":"2024-06-20T16:05:38","date_gmt":"2024-06-20T09:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=80062"},"modified":"2025-03-14T14:23:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T07:23:58","slug":"a-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all\/","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all.."},"content":{"rendered":"

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all..\n

A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. \n

So one night, he took her with him. \n

\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he inquired. \n

\u201cOh, I do not know. \u201cThe same as you, I suppose,\u201d she said. \n

So the husband got a drink and threw it down in one shot.\n

His wife observed him, took a sip from her glass, and then spat it out. \n

\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d She said, \n

\u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d \n

\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d exclaimed the spouse. \n

\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d\n

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