{"id":80062,"date":"2024-06-20T16:05:38","date_gmt":"2024-06-20T09:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=80062"},"modified":"2025-03-14T14:23:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T07:23:58","slug":"a-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all\/","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all.."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all..\n</h2><p><span style='\"font-size:'>A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So one night, he took her with him. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he inquired. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cOh, I do not know. \u201cThe same as you, I suppose,\u201d she said. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the husband got a drink and threw it down in one shot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife observed him, took a sip from her glass, and then spat it out. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d She said, \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d exclaimed the spouse. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d\n<div id='\"eJOY__extension_root\"' class='\"eJOY__extension_root_class\"' style='\"all:' unset>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all.. A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he inquired. \u201cOh, I do not know. \u201cThe same as you, I suppose,\u201d she said. So the husband\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":117642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-80062","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/A-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80062"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117644,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80062\/revisions\/117644"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>