{"id":80367,"date":"2024-06-24T15:26:39","date_gmt":"2024-06-24T08:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=80367"},"modified":"2024-06-24T15:26:39","modified_gmt":"2024-06-24T08:26:39","slug":"the-joys-of-being-over-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-joys-of-being-over-70\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joys Of Being Over 70"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Joys Of Being Over 70\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This is too hilarious!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There are some unexpected joys about being on the other side of 70, for example&hellip;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Kidnappers aren&rsquo;t very interested in you.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In a hostage situation, you will probably be released first.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Noone expects you to run into a burning building. Or run at all.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>People call at 9 p.m. and ask, <b>\u201cDid I wake you?\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There\u2019s nothing left to learn the hard way.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Things you buy now won\u2019t wear out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You enjoy hearing about other people\u2019s operations.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You get into a heated argument about pension claims.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You have a party and the neighbors don\u2019t even realize it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You sing along with the elevator music.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Your eyes won\u2019t get much worse.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can\u2019t remember them either.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And you may not remember who sent you this list.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Joys Of Being Over 70 This is too hilarious! There are some unexpected joys about being on the other side of 70, for example&hellip; Kidnappers aren&rsquo;t very interested in you. In a hostage situation, you will probably be released first. Noone expects you to run into a burning building. Or run at all. People\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":80375,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-80367","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/The-Joys-Of-Being-Over-70.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80367\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>