{"id":83593,"date":"2024-07-25T15:12:35","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=83593"},"modified":"2024-07-25T15:12:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:12:35","slug":"why-this-clever-elderly-woman-calls-the-hospital-will-put-a-smile-on-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/why-this-clever-elderly-woman-calls-the-hospital-will-put-a-smile-on-your-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Why This Clever Elderly Woman Calls The Hospital Will Put A Smile On Your Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph\u2019s Hospital. She timidly asked, <b>\u201cIs it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The operator said, <b>\u201cI can, what\u2019s the name and room number?\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old lady in her weak voice said, <b>\u201cNorma Findlay, Room 302.\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The operator replied, <b>\u201cLet me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>\u201cOh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old lady said, <b>\u201cThank you. That\u2019s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The operator replied, <b>\u201cYou\u2019re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?\u201d\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The grandmother said, <b>\u201cNo, I\u2019m Norma Findlay in 32. No one tells me sh*t.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</b><p>A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph\u2019s Hospital. She timidly asked, \u201cIs it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?\u201d The operator said, \u201cI can, what\u2019s the name and room number?\u201d The old lady in her weak voice said, \u201cNorma Findlay, Room 302.\u201d The operator replied, \u201cLet me\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":83604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-83593","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Why-This-Clever-Elderly-Woman-Calls-The-Hospital-Will-Put-A-Smile-On-Your-Face.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83593\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/83604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>