{"id":97094,"date":"2024-11-04T11:27:30","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T04:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=97094"},"modified":"2025-03-13T15:21:07","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T08:21:07","slug":"a-married-man-almost-had-an-affair-with-another-woman-just-for-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-married-man-almost-had-an-affair-with-another-woman-just-for-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"A married man almost had an affair with another woman (Just for Fun)"},"content":{"rendered":"

The man finished his confession, said his prayers, and then headed over to the poor box. He paused briefly, then turned to leave. The priest, observing this, hurried over and said, \u201cI saw that! You didn\u2019t put any money in the poor box!\u201d\n

The man replied, \u201cI rubbed $50 on the box, and according to you, that\u2019s just as good as putting it in!\u201d\n

Another day, a married man entered the confessional and told his priest, \u201cI almost had an affair with another woman.\u201d\n

The priest asked, \u201cWhat do you mean, \u2018almost\u2019?\u201d\n

The man replied, \u201cWell, we got undressed, got close, and rubbed together, but I stopped before going any further.\u201d\n

The priest responded, \u201cRubbing together is the same as going all the way. You\u2019re not to see that woman again. For penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box.\u201d\n

After receiving his penance, the man left the confessional, said his Hail Marys, and made his way to the poor box. He paused for a moment, then turned to leave without putting any money inside.\n

The priest, noticing this, called out, \u201cI saw that! You didn\u2019t put the $50 in the poor box like I told you!\u201d\n

The man turned back with a sly smile and replied, \u201cI rubbed the $50 on the box, Father. According to what you said, that\u2019s just as good as putting it in!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The man finished his confession, said his prayers, and then headed over to the poor box. He paused briefly, then turned to leave. The priest, observing this, hurried over and said, \u201cI saw that! You didn\u2019t put any money in the poor box!\u201d The man replied, \u201cI rubbed $50 on the box, and according to\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":117524,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-97094","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/A-married-man-almost-had-an-affair-with-another-woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97098,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97094\/revisions\/97098"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}