A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can’t hear him.\n
\u201cHow bad is it?\u201d the doctor asks.\n
\u201cI have no idea.\u201d the husband says.\n
\u201cWell, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say something.\n
If she doesn\u2019t hear you, get closer and say the same thing.>
\nKeep moving closer and closer and repeating the comment until she does hear you.\n
That way we’ll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.\u201d\n
So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner.\n
From 20 feet away: \u201cWhat are we having for dinner?\u201d\n
No answer.\n
From 10 feet: Same thing.\n
From 5 feet: Same thing.\n
Finally, he’s standing right behind her:\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d\n
She turns around, looks at him, and says:\n
\u201cFor the FOURTH time, BEEF STEW!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can’t hear him A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can’t hear him. \u201cHow bad is it?\u201d the doctor asks. \u201cI have no idea.\u201d the husband says. \u201cWell, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say something.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":97532,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-97523","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/168.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97533,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97523\/revisions\/97533"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}