{"id":98590,"date":"2024-11-13T10:05:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T03:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=98590"},"modified":"2024-11-13T10:05:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T03:05:22","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/joke-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine.\n

Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law\u2019s car parked.\n

I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.\n

I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.\n

Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:\n

What\u2019s wrong with you? You seem upset.\n

How the hell wouldn\u2019t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.\n

Next joke\n

Dad, I want to get married!\n

First, apologize!\n

But why?\n

Just apologize!\n

What for? What did I do?\n

You need to apologize!\n

But why???\n

Apologize, I said!\n

Please, just give me a reason!!!\n

First, apologize.\n

Okay, dad\u2026 I\u2019m sorry!\n

Perfect, now you\u2019re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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